Saturday, November 28, 2009

Top 10 countries looking for porn vs top 10 countries looking for science on the internet

Using the porn mode on Google Chrome, I happened to visit Google insight and I was wondering which countries are the top 10 ones looking for sex and porn on the internet.


Here is the list:
10. Somalia , that's right, the Anarchist dreamland where no powerful government exist since 1991, is no.10 on the list!

9. Ethiopia. 8. Cambodia. 7. Nepal. a lot of poverty does not mean no pron surfing.

6. India, they are looking for any search term.

5. Bangladesh. 4. Sri Lanka, insurgency, civil war and fighting is never an obstacle to find couple of xxx videos online.

3. Pakistan, it turned out that India is not the main concern for Pakistan.

2. Eriteria, and No. 1 Vietnam, communists are not against porn, it is a big misunderstanding.

The above is top 10 countries searched for word "sex" using Google. we don't know how many of them used Yahoo instead. or Yahoo Answers.


Top 10 countries looking for science discoveries, especially for water on the moon, they could be too thirsty though, are:

10. United Kingdom, plenty of salty water in the UK, how about some more moony water.

9. Italy, apparently looking for more water to fill Venice.

8. Poland, if you can't build a missile radar near Russia, how about some ice water on the border?

7. Australia, this is of course, when you have couple of great video games banned in your country, what you gonna do in your long sweaty free time? Look for extremely cold water on moon, to ice it.

6. Turkey, what's best after a good Turkish meal ? Cold moon water.

5. Thailand, just because there are a lot of tourists there, don't mean no time for science googling, and what is best for your thigh after a hot day than a cold water splash from the moon.

4. Canada, looking for more cold to add to the cold, kind of fighting fire with fire.

3. United States, Paris Hilton failed to make the news during that time, and same place that bombed the moon to get a bath of water moon.

2. India, I told you, India looking for every search term on the net. whatever you are searching for , there is a city in India looking for the same terms.

And no.1, Hungary! and I thought they are just hungry, it turns out thirsty too for some science, and ice water.

Diss Claim Err: this may not represent reality, since people looking for porn may use totally different terms, and beside some people like to use proxies.


NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

6 comments:

AleTzu.ie said...

I am from Romania. I'm glad my country is not in the top 10

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cartooncaricaturedrawing said...

not sure if you got my previous comment.
let's try again.
i like this list a lot, very funny. espeically the indian one.

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Ide-gue said...

Fuh, I'm glad my country Indonesia not in top ten of porn search... hahaha
nice post..
May I share it to my blog?
with linkback of course

Schweißgerät said...

France is not in the Top 10 porn list ? Im disappointed. ^^

Styla said...

Is this your own research and what about the official figures? What they say about it?
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Seni said...

Sex in Ethiopian language means money, don't interpret it in English the same goes to eriteria

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