The Undocumented Spot

The telegraph : the death of Michael Jackson was a hate crime because he was gay

2011-11-18T17:59:00.000-08:00

Above Image via Wikipedia

The king of pop Michael Jackson might or might not be gay . But the telegraph.uk says according to LA coroner that the reason of MJ death was Homocide. Now everyone knows that Homicide is the emo word for Murder, but Homocide means murder of a homosexual person. Which makes it a hate crime. Now, not sure why would a doctor like Dr. Corn-rat would do such thing. but it is widely believed that some doctors are mentally or physiologically Homophobe as result of the white robe they have to wear. Others are serial killers.

Or maybe it is just a typo.

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense. no offense to anyone intended, most of things here are not serious

Finally Adobe flash support full screen on multiple monitors

2011-02-15T17:15:00.000-08:00

Image via Wikipedia

Finally!!! Adobe fixed the dreaded flash full screen problem, you know it if you have two displays or more, and try to keep a flash video in full screen on one display. once you click anywhere in the other display, flash exits the full screen. There was a simple hex code hack to solve it by editing flash player dll changing some code. the problem it has to be done every time flash gets an update. Despite it was simple and works fine. Adobe never fixed the issue until just before now

But today I opened my computer and I received this update. for some reason I decided to read the feature list which I usually ignore in such updates and it includes support for full screen on multiple monitors. I tested it and it worked!!!

Original photo of steve jobs without the editing is by Matthew Yohe at en.wikipedia [CC-BY-3.0], from Wikimedia Commons

thanks Adobe!. Hope Steve Jobs would be impressed and allow flash on ipod

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

Solved: Why when women sleep around they are called sluts, but not when men sleep around?

2010-07-31T04:52:00.000-07:00

Image via Wikipedia

I've seen this question asked many times. It really begs the other question, why people don't think outside the box. is it because they are living in a sphere instead? or whatnotingular?

The simple answer to this question, is because "slut" is a word that describes a promiscuous woman. That's the meaning of the word. it doesn't make sense to call a man slut just like how it doesn't make sense to call a man a pregnant chick or call a woman a handsome girl . It just doesn't work, and it attracts -nothing-better-to-do- grammar cops with their taser spam.

When man sleeps around, he is called womanizer. You never hear of "manizer" for a reason, because it doesn't fit the sound, and it sounds like a crappy fertilizer for plants. (but don't plants love crap?)

Image via WikipediaCartman mom is still a slut

Image via WikipediaNot a woman, but this vehicle is slut (South Lake Union Streetcar). desperate designers much?

Hope this clears the misunderstanding. To each their own word. a slut for a woman, womanizer for a man. If you don't believe it , ask Merriam Webster, She knows everything and perhaps everyone?

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

Solution: Blogger Share Buttons not showing up? and reverse style

2010-07-26T20:45:00.000-07:00

Image via Wikipedia

If you are like me, tried the new share buttons but it didn't show up to you even after you enable it from the page elements settings. here is what you need to do.

You need to manually add one line of code in the blogger html. In Design go to edit html , check expand widgets. make sure to BACKUP your original template before any change! by DOWNLOADING the template, and COPYING the html inside the textarea after you make sure EXPAND WIDGET is checked and pasting into another program such as notepad. be WARNED

then ctrl+f and search for "pencil" , after pencil there is </span> add the following line after </span>

<div class='post-share-buttons'>
<b:include data='post' name='shareButtons'/>
</div>

Now it should show up to you. in reality , you only needs the b:include line, you can place it anywhere in the post section. but if you have no idea how to edit html , then the above should work for you . the links will appear after the edit pencil icon.

if something goes wrong due to your lack of html knowledge or lack of potato chips fragments in your mouse wheel , copy/paste back your backup copy of the template. see that's why I said backup your template.

If you like to change style of blogger sharing buttons and reverse google's ones, instead of colorful when mouse hover over icons, turn them gray when mouse hover and colorful when mouse is out. then add the following css to the template IMMEDIATELY AFTER /* Primary layout */

/******** share css override */
.sb-email{
background-position:0 -22px !important
}
a:hover.sb-email{
background-position:0 0 !important
}
a:active.sb-email{
background-position:0 -22px !important
}
.sb-blog{
background-position:-21px -22px !important
}
a:hover.sb-blog{
background-position:-21px 0 !important
}
a:active.sb-blog{
background-position:-21px -22px !important
}
.sb-twitter{
background-position:-42px -22px !important
}
a:hover.sb-twitter{
background-position:-42px 0 !important
}
a:active.sb-twitter{
background-position:-42px -22px !important
}
.sb-facebook{
background-position:-63px -22px !important
}
a:hover.sb-facebook{
background-position:-63px 0 !important
}
a:active.sb-facebook{
background-position:-63px -22px !important
}
.sb-buzz{
background-position:-84px -22px !important;
width:22px
}
a:hover.sb-buzz{
background-position:-84px 0 !important
}
a:active.sb-buzz{
background-position:-84px -22px !important
}
/* share css override */

Blogger Buzz: New Share Buttons

Yahoo Answers glitch - Question asked 4 decades ago

2010-05-03T08:35:00.000-07:00

As the title says it all. I accidentally went to Yahoo Answers and I saw this glitch pictured. Yahoo Answers is a site where trolls , kids, "do I look good (PIC)" and How is babby formed folks like to hang out and some serious questions.

Click to enlarge , if you want. no pressuring.

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

The Secret of Monkey Island playable in browser!

2010-04-30T21:04:00.000-07:00

Instant Action introduced the Secret of Monkey Island^TM embeddable in site and playable on browser . The game works great on my core 2 duo but aging computer and very smooth. Instant Action provides demo of up to 20 minutes, to play the full game you have to pay $9.99 as of today.

The secret of Monkey Island is a classic adventure game, one of the best. if you haven't played it, you missed a lot in gaming.

Click here to see the game embedded on this page if you have javascript enabled.

WI-FI thief and Yahoo shopping

2010-04-02T21:41:00.001-07:00

On yahoo homepage, I saw featured article about how Ipad ended to cost more than $1000. Yahoo summary introduction claims paying the minimum price may not be enough to get the IPad up and running. of course it is BC claim. but does the truth and accuracy has anything to do with writing?

Reading the article which is by "ConsumerReports.org" and signed by "Jeff Fox". the author admits to harvesting unprotected wireless claimed for checking email .

What's wrong with that? First of all, your security, unprotected wireless means it is easy for others to eavesdrop on what you do and steal your password. second, there were reports of people getting arrested for that. third, people should not leave their wireless unprotected, because others it is risky for your computer and network. Also a criminal might do a cyber crime using your connection and then your IP and ISP show up in logs instead of the culprit. Beside, it may slow down the connection, especially if you are going to download bittorrents

Having said that. I think it shouldn't be illegal , since open wireless is similar to radio, are they going to charge with a crime for using listening to unsecured radio transmission? Also, it is fault of those who leave it open. Decent wireless routers have password automatically. Cheap routers' default is open, free for all.

Wi-Fi thief , but I'm not going to throw a stone, if you know what i mean. ( ;

Mind you, you still can get $499 IPad up and running for $499, it is just up to your needs. The article sounds like me saying I wanted to buy cheap laptop for $299, but in order to get it up and running, I ended up buying desktop with 8GB DDR 3 ram, 2 Nvidia GTX 480, 2TB hard disk, 3 32" monitors, Intel Core I7 extreme, Blu-ray drive, X-FI titanium fatal1ty champion sound card, 7.1 surround speakers, wireless keyboard and wireless mouse, wireless gamepad, and Windows 7 Ultimate edition with Office 2010 for a lot of $$$$.

Link: How My $499 iPad Purchase Became a $1,170 Credit Card Bill

Warning: this post is based on my opinion, no warranties no guarantees, no cookies. Many grammar and spelling errors perhaps exist. I didn't even read it for the second time.

Another warning: the above warning is in green instead of red.

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

Stack overflow error in IRS Austin, TX

2010-02-18T22:26:00.001-08:00

It seems there is a stack overflow error at IRS center in Austin, Texas. a guy named Joseph Stack overflew and suicided into the IRS center. He seems to be a programmer or interested in software, since it is reported that he made two software companies but then eventually closed because of taxes problems.

So either, his stack in the brain overflow, which made Stack overflew into a building, or either his debt stacks overflow. That's why you should always flush your stack, and make sure to check that garbage collection is properly done.

but seriously:

Currently this is unfolding, hopefully everyone else other than him is OK. Condolences to his family and anyone affected. I don't understand why some people reach this level of hopelessness until they start to take revenge from innocent people. there is always hope, but if you are bent on harming yourself, why don't you keep it limited to yourself? what a douche.

It seems most of these people who take revenge from innocent people are those who keep their rants to themselves, rather than sharing . Probably out of embarrassment or loneliness, here is a tip, if you are reaching the brain-deading limit, why not try to open up first? what gives? if you don't have friends, go to myspace or gameSpot and rant there. people will tell you "cool story, bro" . or gives you more rants. what a douche.

Link:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_plane_crash_pilot

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

IPhone 4g is fake ,BC,BS,not existent

2010-01-23T20:09:00.000-08:00

There might be another iphone in the work, that is more likely it is . but it is 99% not 4G. it is the 4th generation of iphone maybe. but not 4g, and would be confusing to call it 4G. 3G part of "Iphone 3G" refers to the wireless communication third generation. the fourth generation is not ready, and won't be ready for the launch of the rumored whatever Apple device .

What's with all the hype anyway about that device? They say it will be a tablet with touch screen and bigger screen than iphone and can play music with big retarded circular control. let me guess what that makes: a typical tablet pc with no keyboard and primitive OS?

Stop speculating, and just wait when it is released, while then keeps writing bad reviews about Avatar.

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How did the FBI forensic expert found and used Gaspar Llamazares image as aging Bin Laden

2010-01-16T18:28:00.000-08:00

The FBI released new photo of how Osama Bin Laden might look like after 8 years of living in a cave full of goats and bathing. However, that image appeared to be of a Spanish leftist parliament member after applying some cat-skilled photoshopping.

Another way you can feel safe and secure: - Just recently, ghost wearing skirt sneaks through airport exit and couldn't be found until later. - Nigerian man set his penis on fire as he was hiding explosives in his underwear, apparently the bomb failed as result of him peeing his pants. And now this.

How did the FBI found Mr. Gaspar Llamazares? (So much for alternative energy if your name encourage gas use).

Here is the screen grabs of what might the FBI forensic expert was doing to make aging photo of Bin Laden.

This might not be needed, the expert could be a Spanish speaker.

Searching for Spain leftist lawmaker/legislador izquierdista España (in Spanish), can be found on the first page of Google images search result

Here we go, the FBI found Bin Laden look alike (not necessarily resemble Bin Laden, but at least he is a 52 years old, and a leftist).

Here is another way they may do it to know how Bin Laden looks like:

"Yes! We scam!"

Link: Spanish lawmaker's photo used for bin Laden poster

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Male ghost sighted in NJ airport wearing skirts

2010-01-03T23:02:00.001-08:00

Ghost have been seen slipping through the exit side of security checkpoint at NJ airport , he looked like a man wearing skirts (Not just one), authorities have to lock down the airport and getting everyone in the secure terminal rechecked. They were unable to find the damn ghost , although they played surveillance videos for passengers, so they can identify him. They were not able to identify him.

In the end , officials declared mission accomplished and there is no need to worry about slipping through the exit , because they will recheck every passenger and every area. So no worry, everything is perfect and please feel free to sleep.

Ghost busters didn't return a call, instead the ghost bastards answered the phone, and they said everything is fine, no need to worry.

At least that's what you can get from this odd news article: Man skirts NJ airport security, delaying flights

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

Turn off the fade in effect on Google page!

2009-12-27T15:54:00.000-08:00

Google recently added stupid fade in effect to their homepage , when you first view the page, everything is faded off except the logo and the search box & button. but search settings is hidden. well that's too annoying. first it is totally unnecessary, second it waste some time. I used to go quickly to search settings, now it took additional second everytime. Remove it already. I can't believe Google do this. I expect this crap from Yahoo or MSN, not Google.

link:Official Google Blog: Now you see it, now you don't

and I don't want option in preferences to turn it off. I want it REMOVED totally. or the option be added to the url as a query string. why? because I use Chrome incognito sometimes and I don't want to go to preferences everytime .

while then, here is an alternative : http://www.google.com/ig?hl=en

this is IGoogle , although with extra crap, but at least it doesn't fade in. so that's how you can turn it off temporarily.

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

Top 10 countries looking for porn vs top 10 countries looking for science on the internet

2009-11-28T21:52:00.000-08:00

Using the porn mode on Google Chrome, I happened to visit Google insight and I was wondering which countries are the top 10 ones looking for sex and porn on the internet.

Here is the list:

10. Somalia , that's right, the Anarchist dreamland where no powerful government exist since 1991, is no.10 on the list!

9. Ethiopia. 8. Cambodia. 7. Nepal. a lot of poverty does not mean no pron surfing.

6. India, they are looking for any search term.

5. Bangladesh. 4. Sri Lanka, insurgency, civil war and fighting is never an obstacle to find couple of xxx videos online.

3. Pakistan, it turned out that India is not the main concern for Pakistan.

2. Eriteria, and No. 1 Vietnam, communists are not against porn, it is a big misunderstanding.

The above is top 10 countries searched for word "sex" using Google. we don't know how many of them used Yahoo instead. or Yahoo Answers.

Top 10 countries looking for science discoveries, especially for water on the moon, they could be too thirsty though, are:

10. United Kingdom, plenty of salty water in the UK, how about some more moony water.

9. Italy, apparently looking for more water to fill Venice.

8. Poland, if you can't build a missile radar near Russia, how about some ice water on the border?

7. Australia, this is of course, when you have couple of great video games banned in your country, what you gonna do in your long sweaty free time? Look for extremely cold water on moon, to ice it.

6. Turkey, what's best after a good Turkish meal ? Cold moon water.

5. Thailand, just because there are a lot of tourists there, don't mean no time for science googling, and what is best for your thigh after a hot day than a cold water splash from the moon.

4. Canada, looking for more cold to add to the cold, kind of fighting fire with fire.

3. United States, Paris Hilton failed to make the news during that time, and same place that bombed the moon to get a bath of water moon.

2. India, I told you, India looking for every search term on the net. whatever you are searching for , there is a city in India looking for the same terms.

And no.1, Hungary! and I thought they are just hungry, it turns out thirsty too for some science, and ice water.

Diss Claim Err: this may not represent reality, since people looking for porn may use totally different terms, and beside some people like to use proxies.

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

Creepy youtube captcha - Kissing Game

2009-11-25T00:37:00.001-08:00

I read from a featured Yahoo article about a guy married his virtual girlfriend anime from a game, and made real-life ceremony for it, they linked to video on youtube about this.

After I submitted comment on Youtube about how Yahoo named the game photo on their older article as "kissinggame_420.jpg", and they called the game creepy in their newer article, Youtube's captcha came up as "Kissing Game" as you can see in the screenshots

That was funny (kindof), don't know if this was a youtube joke, or just their system. as of this writing I can even view the captcha url here, which includes my comment text in the url

On the left you can see zoomed out screenshot of the video and my comment and the captcha under the comment. this seems new captcha way. Previously, youtube displays captcha only on new refresh and won't let you comment, not this time, the captcha displayed right after I clicked submit comment.

^ is the captcha, I saved it from the url I gave you earlier

(Click the photo to enlarge)

Video URL: First-ever marriage between man and videogame character in Japan: Nintendo DS "Love Plus"
Yahoo 1st article: Man marries a videogame

Yahoo 2nd article: Does new video game take virtual dating too far? (This is where you can see the image named kissinggame, which made me make that comment, which led to youtube pervert captcha. ) (: Ok, not pervert, but funny.

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Iceberg melting conspiracy against new Titanic - CoD campers skip this

2009-11-23T21:20:00.000-08:00

New photo emerged from a meeting earlier this year, between icebergs that recently spotted moving near New Zealand. The icebergs spotted with their speech bubbles hatching their plans for new Titanic.

If you remember, in 1912, iceberg terrorists were responsible for sinking the biggest ship in the world at that time. Well if you remember that, you must be too old .

These iceberg terrorists are far too dangerous to be trusted, not only they are stealing our water and make us feel too cold, but they sink our ships, and conspire to ruin humanity and the planet. Even worse , they help scientists prove their point that there is global warming.

Did you notice that? whenever there is discussion about global warming, there are couple of icebergs decide to melt or move away, nice try icebergs.

Call of Duty campers you too be aware, the bergs spotted wishing that you all be on the new Titanic. which is not that bad, but since i know no matter what you tell campers not do, they ll do. so even if you convince all campers , that staying in the same place is statically a lose, and not fun, they won't change their mind, so not even this revelation would change their mind from riding the bigger Titanic.

Based on this: Over 100 icebergs drifting to N.Zealand: official

Picture from here

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Where will those "First!" commenters go, if the internet vanish

2009-10-29T07:00:00.001-07:00

If the internet suddenly vanish, where will all those firsters go? Who spam forums, blogs and Youtube with comments such as "First!!", "First", "FIRST!!!!", or "1st!1!" even when they are not first. (The interesting thing, 10 or more often write first in the same section)

That picture explain where they will be, expect them on your streets, screaming "first FIRST!" on every corner.

That's why we should work really hard to keep the internet working, if we want some peace in our streets.

NOTE: The Undocumented Spot is an undocumented sense, the non-sense we write makes a lot of sense.

Grand Theft Auto , Episodes from Liberty City PS3

2009-10-15T20:36:00.000-07:00

Today, I went to amazon . com to check on GTA Gay tony (GTA IV extension) or whatever you wanna call it. While I was typing the title in the search box, Amazon's autocomplete dropped downed similar results, one of which is "Grand Theft Auto, Episodes from liberty ps3" .

Fail! Run for a bail!

GTA episodes ..etc / Lost & damned & Gay tony .et al are exclusives for XBOX 360, you can't be a fan, or played the game before and do not know that. unless you were hiding in a PS3 compartment or Wii basement for the past 2 years .

You may or may not, no one care, ask why is it exclusive?. Well, I think it is part of Microsoft strategy to let grand theft auto and other crimes fans experience some of the glorious magnificent infamous Red Ring of Death™. But don't worry much, wait until you get the Natal™ . (Possible extra t and misplaced n).

This post in entirety might be a fail, we have to run for a bail, because I'm assuming that the suggested queries in Amazon.com search box is actually comes from previous users searches. but anyway, you get the point.

UPDATE: Jan 29, 2010

Don't worry now PS 3 players, GTA gay tony and the lost and damned (episodes from liberty city) is coming to PS3 and PC on March 30, 2010 according to GTA! official!

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Cities XL review -The next generation of city builder game

2009-10-08T18:21:00.001-07:00

********** stars in crap scale . this game is next generation in crap building game. it is simply all wrong, boring and not even a generation at all.

First, the bugs, you get sometimes in the demo that expired by the way, the variables that have not been substituted by

text such as "?L_username_string" , then you have the ugly avatars making, it is like important anyway to show your avatar than cannot move easily in game, then you get a planet with dots all over it and maps that have no much relationship with the terrain you see. you have to choose from one of these dots. Then the game start, and you build your dream of crap by "zoning" for specific class of the city, that's right, you decide on classes , not density as in Sim City. I wonder which country in the real world decide where certain class should live, elites live here, and workers live there!

You can make curvy roads!!! WOW, BIG DEAL!, you can make curvy road, but then try to deal with slops and unnecessary traffic lights, or ways to upgrade your network of roads. I'd rather have "grid" city as the fans of CitiesXL who were let down, hahaha, call Sim City, I'd rather have that over a game without much logic anyway.

You don't get ordinance, no tax control over every class of citizen, just general slider of population tax, and another slider for corporate tax. No control of expenses of each services you provide (fire stations, police stations, electricity), and even luxury which is unknown why the mayor has to pay for that anyway, and why luxury such as skii park can't make profit. All these have certain cost for the city like 5000 cities dollar, some luxury and electricity have the same cost for the city.

IT IS 3D!!!, big deal, 3d in city builder got to be super, not when buildings and people and cars look retarded, even if they look super models, it doesn't matter if the game sucks and has no complex fun logic. What things you can do in the game?

Build. (just put and it plops or zone and it plops)

Trade (it is not even fun, it looks to me like the sub for sub on youtube).

Tax is just two sliders!,

What else? nothing.

Oh, and you have to pay for plant offer (Crap offer) so you can get features like Mass transit which is normally in sim city lol and of course so you can trade with other players (sub for sub?) and you get a chat, you know it is enough all the chat

clients we have around, so you get to pay to get one, Please help the company out, so in future maybe they can give you better game and you can get some GEM (Garbage Enhancer Modules) to let you manage a skii resort or a beach. lol

According to them, GEM means Game Enhancer Module, but yeah right.

It is the next generation of Crap Building game, except crap is better.

I read from Simtropolis forum, someone said how he cannot play solo mode (supposedly offline mode), unless he login to the server EACH TIME!! lol, the hard-core fans of Crap XL, claimed that's to fight piracy LOL. It is like pirates gonna waste their time on this shitty game. I bet any pirate spends time on this game, gonna disgrace the pirates community, and would be kicked to the curb.

Oh and do you need to know the forum story? There were once a forum on citiesxl site, where some people and die-hard-core fans of Sim City and CB fans posting and cheering the game, and suggesting a lot of things that make a real city building game real fan, of course many of those suggestions ignored, and then the forum suddenly disappe

ared, and CitiesXL now as of today, as far as I know have no forum at all, but refer to Simtropolis site for posting about CitiesXL, on that page, they claim many fans made forums for citiesXL. LOL .

Here is the screenshot of Simtropolis cities XL forum hours after the official release of CitiesXL

This is of course not a detailed review, an official review would show you much worse than this.

Here is a good review if you might

Sorry for any typo, vagueness, but come on it is even more worthless to spend more words and efforts on this game. and let me say, I was so excited about this game when announced until I played it, I hoped MC live up to the expectations, what makes their game crap is the way they do business and the decision making, if they cared more about the logic of the game, the suggestions on their ex-forum rather than crap offer and fast money, they would've made great game. too bad, too late.

Let's hope EA makes new real Sim City.

Please look this video on youtube and sign the petition for EA to make Sim City 5

Here is a good city building - government simulator game that is coming and does NOT SUCK: Tropico 3 , be the dictator you always wanted virtually on the Tropico island with some cool latino music, be aware from Soviets and the Americans, don't anger them or they ll invade you.

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HAHAHAHA, IE users pwned again and again, and they are still using it

2009-07-07T08:21:00.000-07:00

Again, Microsoft discovered a new vulnerability , (actually not they discovered by themselves according to them, rather some folks who reported to them). this "feature" can allow hackers to control your computer and screw your computer, simply by visting infected site using IE on Windows XP or 2003. I don't think you should laugh too if you are using Vista and IE, because you probably have another security hole, a hacker will screw.

so hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. nice going IE users, you keep supporting spammers, hackers, mobs, gangs and terrorists. Treators!!

Fix It , see Microsoft support page to fix it (actually work around), or chicks it. )

Hey Mac users, stop laughing now, you also have IE. and sooner or later, hackers will turn to you, and you ll get fancy expensive bloated viruses marketed as iVirus to fit the scheme Mac users love. iPhone, iMac, iFrame, iWhine, iSpit, iTube, iSpam, iProudOfMyBloatedMac, iE ...etc

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Why Michael Jackson's Kids are so white?

2009-06-28T01:45:00.000-07:00

Why people always ask these kind of questions, and search the net for answer, if you type why Michael jackson kdis, you ll see Google complete it for you. Even Google has no clue . What's the problem that his kids have no any similarity to him? It is totally natural and happens all the time.

Let me give you a close example. My boss is never related to me, he is completely stranger (weird). He manages one of those broken companies that need trucks of bail out money to pay for CEO bonuses, 24 hours a day in his office, and everyday the company loses one of the stores it owns to mismanagement and to pay for the boss golf club subscription . Anyway, his kids look exactly like me, like a copy - paste, as you see in the illustration. (No, not photoshopped, trust me). Even one day, the boss wondered out loud, why his kids look like me, I told him to look at Michael Jackson as an example. He was convinced. He is a tool.

You don't need to wonder, this is natural phenomena called Genes Gone Wild or GGW. Where Genes get tired of the host body atitude and they start to get drunk at the bar, and then meeting new genes and learning about new genetic cultures. Ever seen the new movie of Transformers ? Me neither, but not like that.

Finally, I would like to wish peace to MJ, and I hope all the accusations against him were not true which lead me to say RIP, and his songs may keep him remembered. I don't mean anything offensive or serious by the above post, it is truely possible, but people keep putting their noses in the cracks of non-of-their-business.

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Picasso's notebook stolen, here is the photo of his notebook

2009-06-09T20:06:00.000-07:00

Now how Google's Picasa is going to work without the laptop of Picasso? Thieves , happy now? Aparently, Picaso was using Dell D600. Yes, It is that ancient, that's why speedstep(tm) kept bugging when I played games on this laptop. The computer suddenly becomes too slow, whenever there is high demand for resources, but the slow down was too much than it should supposedly to save energy, although it is connected to the electricity. I tried everything, don't suggest any solution other than leaving it as an artifact.

The SP turned out not service pack, now you know. it means small pox. He also probably was avid user and fan of MS paint, who isn't?

Notebook of Picasso sketches stolen from museum

Ah and seems he was using sketches from Google as well. Cheater!!

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AP: OMG, the recession making bank robberies!! See, here is the non-proof

2009-05-06T00:37:00.000-07:00

Be aware, fellow law-abiding citizens and the other vast majority of law-breakers including you who uploads copyrighted materials on Youtube, or committed the serious international super felony of downloading a song, the recession will make you even a bank robber due to some magic effects of recession that do not exist in any other personal economic problems or moral decline such as your mismanagement of your business while you were playing Tetris or your wife confiscating all your salaries and properties, or your morally challenged interest in playing mass-murder simulation games such as Space Invaders or Super Mario.

At least according to this article by the A-Pee showed that a SC man was the latest bank-robber due to the recession, he was under undue prussure which made him a robber and a failed one in order to feed his children and pay his mounting debt. Obviously he forgot that donuts-abiding citzens are not going to let him get away with it and in fact would rather let him spend the next years up to the next recession in a recession-proof facility with some recession-abiding victims.

The article mentioned insignificent increase in bank robberies between 4th quarter of 2008 (1617) from the third quarter of 2008 (1358), Yet there is huge decline from previous years statistics, not mentioned, but found in the original FBI report referred to by the article: full statistics , 2008 (6105), 2007 (6182), 2006 (7272). As you see signifient drop from 2006 to 2007 where the recession started. Shouldn't we say then that recession help combats bank robberies?

The other interesting thing, the cases they mention in the article as recession-bank-robbers, they had their problems even before 2007. The SC man filed for chapter 7 protection (bankruptcy) in 2005!! Way before the recession even tried to pull any stunt.

Links:

SC man is latest accused recession bank robber

FBI Releases Bank Crime Statistics for Fourth Quarter of 2008

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Microsoft Internet Explorer Users PWNED, another security flaw

2008-12-16T16:43:00.000-08:00

I laughed out loud just seconds ago, as the article linked below reveal the reality that we all smart people know, that Microsoft Internet Explorer (TM for trouble making) sucks.

Not just sucks, it sucks badly. but I'm sure all the evil hackers (opposite to good hackers) love IE, and love IE users. It turns out there is a new security flaw affecting IE 5 IE 6 IE 7, and even the new IE 8 beta. hahaha. through this flaw, they said hackers can steal your passwords stored on IE.

That's why I never use IE, I only using it to test my blog , and each time IE ask me to store my password I saw no you idiot, I don't trust you IE . but I don't store my passwords in other browsers too. They all have some suckery in them. but IE is the ultimate of suckiness in the field of internet browsing.

The only reason we keep IE installed and test our sites on, is because of newbies and those users who have no clue and still use IE, they even still the most shittiest version: IE 6. IE 6 can't even display a PNG properly. but those kind of users are usually the ones who also keep spammers, fraudsters and botters doing their job because they don't listen to tips from the experts.

Each time I upgrade my computer, the newer IE version runs slower. What they are doing? Why this garabage is getting slower? Why Firefox, Chrome and Safari is getting faster, while IE is getting slower? How many CPU resources IE is going to murder before this thing stops?

hmmmm
I can't believe the news today
oh, I can't close my PC and make it go away
How long how must we blog this song
How long? How long?????

Cause tonight we can use Firefox all night

Broken bottles under designers' feets
Errors strewn across the screen
But I won't debug IE bugs
It bends my back bend it against the chair

Wednesday Bloody Wednesday,
Wednesday Bloody Wednesday,
Wednesday Bloody Wednesday,

And the battle's just begun
IE lost, tell me Firefox won all
The errors dug in our heart
and browsers, sites, users, IPs torn apart

Wednesday Bloody Wednesday,
Wednesday Bloody Wednesday,

How long how must we blog this song
How long? How long?????

Click here to get Firefox,
Click here to get Chrome,

Article about the flaw

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Video: New sport, Dodge Shoes, Bush 2 - Journalist 0

2008-12-14T19:09:00.000-08:00

This is new sport invented by an Iraqi journalist working for Al-Baghdadia, one throws shoes and the other dodge them. each time you dodge one, you get one score, each time you get hit, you get a black eye. If you are the hitter and miss, you get beaten up by security personals and news junkies. If you are a secret service, I guess you should keep it a secret and just watch?

Bush played the first match vs. the journalist who invented the sport. The Iraqi journalist threw two shoes at prez. Bush , Bush dodged the two shoes successfully. Now we know what Bush is going to do when he retires: play dodge-shoes.

By the way I don't condone this kind of sport, shoes could get hurt and other shoes could get lost.

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You are a Tube on Youtube

2008-12-07T22:14:00.001-08:00

Addicted to Youtube? Congratulations, you are a tube trapped inside Google HTTP protocols.

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Typical Loony Liberal Wanna Hang the President

2008-12-07T21:09:00.000-08:00

Watch this loony leftist liberal wishing harm for the commander in chief. Outrageous

What? He is not a liberal? let's blame the MSM then and the Liberals anyway, leftists, Martians and the Eskimos and of course Google for not censoring Youtube videos and comments and banning everyone who has an opinion because censorship is a free speech.

You get to admit Bush is an undocumented comedian.

Transcript:

[clap clap]
welcome to my hanging
[wahahahaha, eh eh ... funny laughing continue]

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Simulating married men lives with Murphy's Law Funny Game

2008-12-06T18:49:00.000-08:00

Are you a married man? Or are you a single man trying to be married someday? This murphy's law game can give you a taste from your married life.

Are you a married woman and want to to simulate your husband's life as a mean to continue your fun? Try this game.

Basically, you have to make the man's life in this game as hellish and real as possible by clicking on objects to make an action or mix them with other objects. there is a time limit, and some actions effective only during a certain time. You must get the man very angry, there is a temper measurement at the bottom of the screen, the more red and boiling it is ,obviously, the more angry it indicates.

How to start:
1-If the game does not play, and displays a black screen with white writing saying some gibberish with "Flash - 5 Plugin." , then try to right-click on the black screen and click "play". it should work for you, unless you're unlucky running an old machine that has a flash player older than John McCain (;

2-A screen should show a Satan-like unkempt subject wearing short shirt showing his belly, wait until you see "Spiel Starten ", then click it.

3-As an example of what you can do, when the man enters the kitchen, try to click on the red button of the coffee machine, it should start to flicker in red and orange colors. see what happens when he drinks his coffee. There are much more to do of course.

Free Flash Games

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Why you should NOT text-message while using your legs

2008-12-04T23:53:00.000-08:00

Ten reasons to stop text-messaging while you are using your legs in walking or driving.

I didn't talk about driving, well because if you're already text-messaging while driving, you already in hospital right now and won't be on the internet anyway:

1-When you walk and text-message, there are starving people walking behind you, want to get past you faster. As soon as you start pinching your phone's belly, you start to walk like a drunken turtle; when people want pass you on the right/left, your legs takes you to the right/left, and you either block their way, or you bump your hip in other people packages (how awkward moment).

2-When you text message, your head is constantly in a bowing position, and since your eyes is stuck to the phone, you might bump into other people , or into text-messagers like you who might accuse you of false allegations such as harassment, stalking or an assault using a dangerous weapon that's your phone.

3-If you cross the street while you are groping your phone, a car might smash you into pieces, and you will ruin a bumper. You don't want to ruin a bumper, do you?

4-You will miss all the funny moments that happen around you, you will not have many things to brag about to others anymore. What are you gonna tell your friends: "today while I was walking I text-message my gf?". How boring!

5-You might fall down in a comedic way such as in an open manhole, not that too bad to happen to you, but some people might get a heart attack from laughing, you don't want to hurt people that much, you don't have a heart? but you have a blood pumper at least.

6-It's fine if you have eyes that look in different directions, unfortunately for you , you have only two eyes which designed to focus at one thing at a time, so when you are walking or driving, your eyes should be on the road not on your girlfriend's silly text message. Better luck next evolution with four eyes.

7-You will run into troubles with the law enforcement. It's illegal to text-message, well it's not illegal, but it should be .

8-You are wasting your monthly minutes, if you text-message all the time, so when are you going to use your calling minutes? Do you want to give corporations free money ?

9-If you are text-messaging your girlfriend or boyfriend, could they be with someone else that's why they don't pick your phone? Call them. It's safer. [Hopefully that will work to make people stop text-messaging]

10-I said so.

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A shedriver plows into bus stop and walk away

2008-12-02T01:37:00.000-08:00

Maybe she was just picking her make up off the car floor, while then she found a 7-years old cookie lay there, beside it two cans of face paints and one can of head spray.

Thankfully the three people sitting at a Phoenix, Ariz. bus stop survived.

Click here to see it on Youtube / the Associated Press channel

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What? A one-year old recession? not an economical joke?

2008-12-01T18:49:00.000-08:00

Dow Jones is down 680 points -or is it better to be called Down Jobs?- because just now the recession had been declared officially started in Dec 2007.

Some stock traders were apparently having an empty head for awhile, they are shocked to learn that the recession began in Dec 2007.

Either that, or maybe they thought we are in year 2007, and the recession just started right now. In that case, shouldn't we keep quite and never let these people know it officially?, do we really need to tell them: "I hope you had a good trading day, oh hey by the way, before we are closing, we wanted to let you know that we had a recession since Dec 2007, Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho "

I remember I read somewhere, that good stock traders make money from novice and ignorant stock traders in other word from stupid stock traders. if you are one of those and are upset for calling you stupid, OK, we can call you unluckily missing a brain under bed stock trader. By the way, I'm not into the business either.

But seriously I thought everybody knew that this is a recession because even immovable objects knew that. Didn't notice a recent trend in immovable objects to break more often? Why you think so? because they feel stressed for the economic problem, well not all objects have good reason, some objects just want to piss you off during a hard time. In the past year you probably lost a glass, a window, a house, a computer, a harddisk. these dead things knew, and those living stock traders didn't know. what a sham.

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AIDS is fun...

2008-12-01T08:16:00.000-08:00

What's with all those sites and blogs putting pictures, links and stuffs about AIDS? Why they don't put more info about black Friday, blackberry and shoppers fighting each other for a 32 inch crappy screen??

That's right, because AIDS is fun if it becomes history, if it is reduced, controlled and stopped. Let's help the cause in any way we can. and let's remember and learn more about it.

AIDS . GOV

AIDS wikipedia

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10 dumb ways to save mother earth from global warming

2008-11-29T09:41:00.001-08:00

1-Everyone should put their refrigerator outside and open its door all the day to freeze the air.

2-Look at the ground and yell "YOU ARE HOT AND SEXY, BUT CAN'T YOU COOL DOWN A BIT?!".

3-Collect a shirt from each person on earth, then sew them together and cover the sky.

4-Load a picture of the earth and press CTRL+S.

5-Turn off your heater, and sleep in the fridge.

6-Convince people that global warming is a myth.

7-Produce two giant engines, tie them to the earth, and propel earth a bit away from the sun, but don't go too close to the red planet, otherwise aliens of the universe will think earth is a dancing club.

8-Make all people go to one side of the earth, and starts jumping to push the planet away from the sun.

9-Decide a specific date and time in which everyone on earth should blow air at the sun to cool it down.

10-Collect as much as possible of CO2 in cans and make a soda drink called CO-CO-Carbo, make it a national duty to drink it and accuse everyone who does not of being traitors.

Note: for serious and undumb information visit http://www.savetheearth.org/

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Blogger Reactions does not show up? try this (UPDATED with how to change the colors of reactions)

2008-11-29T06:39:00.000-08:00

If you are like me, then you blog naked, and you edit your templates heavily and the blogger new reactions code does not show up for you after you already enabled it from the layout's widget manager, then eat bread for dinner and try the solution below..

Well, try to add it manually, here is the code of the blogger Reactions below (copy it, ctrl+C) :


<div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'><span class='reaction-buttons'>
<b:if cond='data:top.showReactions'>
<table border='0' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%'><tr>
<td class='reactions-label-cell' nowrap='nowrap' valign='top' width='1%'>
  <span class='reactions-label'>
  <data:top.reactionsLabel/></span>&#160;</td>
<td><iframe allowtransparency='true' class='reactions-iframe' expr:src='data:post.reactionsUrl' frameborder='0' name='reactions' scrolling='no'/></td>
</tr></table>
</b:if>
</span> </div>

Make sure to try to enable it first from the widget manager, as that's what I did. I'm not sure if it is going to work, if you don't do that at first.

I pasted it just before labels here:


<span class='post-labels'>
<b:if cond='data:post.labels'>
<data:postLabelsLabel/>
<b:loop values='data:post.labels' var='label'>
<a expr:href='data:label.url' rel='tag'><data:label.name/></a><b:if cond='data:label.isLast != &quot;true&quot;'>,</b:if>
</b:loop>
</b:if>
</span>

Link:
Blogger Buzz: Reactions: easily engage your readers

UPDATE ON Dec 04 2008:

To change the color of reactions text, if you can't already,

Look at the top of the template for "/* Variable definitions" , under that section look if you have definition of variable named textColor, it should start with (<variable name="textColor")

If you have that, then you already can change color of reactions text from fonts and colors from the layout menu, if you don't have it, then add it, i wrote it as the following:

<Variable name="textColor" description="Reactions Text Color"
type="color" default="#555544" value="#009900">

Add that code just below other "<Variable .... >"

The value inside value="" (#009900) is the color value, however, after you save template, you should see "Reactions Text Color" in the list of colors you can change from Fonts & Colors in the layout menu.

If you are not a badass in web programming , make sure to download the template before you do any change, preview first before you save just in case. If you are a badass in web programming, then you know what you should do and probably your favorite program is notepad (;

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US elected officials thought George Washington and Hamilton had a TV since 1789

2008-11-23T01:15:00.000-08:00

20% of surveyed US elected officials thought that the electoral college first established to supervise the first televised presidential debate !

Right, George Washington was watching the Royal Fox News when it used to belong to the British duke Robert Marduke . Then after he watched his favorite program Fox and Thugs show, he decided to lead the continental army.

At that same time, Hamilton was watching Lord. Katey Ohbarmanhuts with his usual yelling on the CountLeft program on MSN-British-Cable , now MSNBC.

Seriously those 20% of the surveyed elected politicians don't know a dick about politics if they don't know why the electoral college was established. Someone need to tell them that Viagra does NOT expand your knowledge.

That being said, I'm pretty sure the cat that used to hang out here knows better.

But for their credit, it's good they didn't say "the electoral college is just an educational department teaches the science of election."

Link to the news article is here

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Resume tips: 10 things if you write, someone might get a heart attack

2008-11-13T16:13:00.000-08:00

If you hate yourself or your potential boss, write one of these 10 on your resume which if you write you might give someone a heart attack and that someone could be you :

1-"Trained, managed a lot of employees in the ChemiChimps Corp. Labs. Forgot to let them go, and all of them suffocated to death. "

2-"Have extensive experience in playing Tetris , I can go for 8 hours in one game."

3-"Experienced in hacking servers, used to hack my ex-employer server so that I can chat online in the free adult chatrooms that we setup on the server"

4-"Promoted to manager in ChemiChimps Corp. because I was having sex with the boss's wife. hehe"

5-"Just graduated, no experience, fresh like an apple pie, own a high school diploma"

6-"Acquired MiB and PiL highest rank among my colleagues. By the way: MiB = Master in Bribery, PiL = Professioncy in Larceny. "

7-"Experienced in sitting for long hours in a cubcle. I was in solitary confinement for 15 years."

8-"No criminal record, just a felony, no big deal, attempted murdering my ex-boss."

9-"I have a heart problem, if you refuse me, I will be dead and you will be the perpetrator."

10-"Ex-CEO of a defunct company. I led the company to a lot of achievements and profits, but out of nowhere it went bankrupt. I received the news while I was in the casino gambling. "

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Everything is broken today, beside the economy

2008-11-11T05:06:00.000-08:00

Skype does not work... cannot make calls to landlines
Blogger don't let me edit the template.

Took me long time to pass the captcha at delicious
Google chrome hanging out and crashes
Firefox closes

A cat that always at home annoyingly screams to get attention

oh and the economy in recession despite the billion dollars the governments of the world pour in... hey with 700,000,000,000 dollars from the US and 580,000,000,000 dollars from China... you can buy new country with new economy and fix Skype and Blogger problems.

Looks like, some rich CEO won the lottery without even playing one.

Speaking of lotteries, before yesterday, I bought 2 scratch lottery cards, I won both, then I bought another one, and I won that too, then I bought the fourth one I lost it this time... don't worry all the winnings are small amount about $30 in total. before I bought the third one , someone told me "Don't buy, you will finish your luck! " Maybe they are right, I finished my luck and that took down both Skype and Blogger.

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Dating tips: 10 things you should not say on the first date

2008-11-10T21:11:00.000-08:00

10 Things you should not say on your first date, unless you are a comedian with bastards running in your veins and you have no problem being used as a joking material:

1-"You looks so sexy a woman, you remind me of an escort I used to hire."

2-"When you talk, I remember when I was kid, my mom used to talk to me just like that. AMAZING"

3-"No, I can't go to the party tonight. There is a new porno movie I get to see. We can meet after that if you want."

4-"You want to borrow a pen? I have a pen but it is sooo tiny, do you want my tiny pen?"

5-"Wow. look how you eat a yellow banana."

6-"Yesterday I had a lot to drink, I puked all over the place and passed out, then when I woke up it was already 9pm, I had to change my clothes quickly so that I can come here to meet you. Give me a hug!"

7-"Your credit card looks so sexy, can I borrow it tonight?"

8-"I'm a very very famous man, I had been on Judge Judy court show, I was sued for a loan, She called me an idiot hahahaha. "

9-"I don't care about sex, I only care about love, mine doesn't work anyway."

10-"Yes, I had a girlfriend before, we met on Second Life . we had our first kiss on there too, but then her internet connection went off and we decided to breakup by an offline message on that same day. "

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We now allow undocumented spammers

2008-11-08T20:41:00.000-08:00

The undocumented spammers are actually the legitimate people like me, people who can't suppress their desire to comments on other articles and videos. People who will not sleep their night thinking of why they didn't comment on that unfunny video or that sexy lady ranting on a video, or that horrible accident that damaged a hamster's food.

Like spammers, undocumented spammers link to their own site or blog to invest in that urge and turn it into a back traffic. or at least that's what we will tell our spouses when they start whining about us "wasting time" commenting on other sites...

With real spammers destroying the internet infrastructure, ruining the planet earth, polluting the inter-net, destroying the economy, wasting our money on anti-spam techs, and wasting our time on figuring out these nasty captchas. Google and other search engines implemented the "no-follow" attribute which if you add like many blogs default to do, search engines will never follow those links, which gives you no more excuse in front of your family court (a.k.a spouse) when you supposedly spend time commenting on other sites, simply because search engine will give you no publicity from those links, and that means less ranking and that means less traffic which means a miserable internet life.

But here is the catch, by removing those no-follow, you can allow search engines to crawl and follow through those links left in comments, which means increasing your search engine publicity which means more traffic, which means more comments which means more money if you earn anything anyway, which means more excuses to your household government interrogator (a.k.a spouse).

We here announce we removed the "no-follow" from our comments section and backlinks.. so go ahead and comment, and go ahead and link to us, and welcome legitimate undocumented spammer. and hard-working commenter and brother in comments and fellow patient infected with Chronically Commenting Urgency Disease (CCUD).

To know more about the do-follow movement, click here

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Sarah Palin Foreign Policy Experience Simulation

2008-11-06T19:48:00.001-08:00

Sarah Palin foreign policy experience simulation, you can sit back from your home and increase your experience...

Try it yourself, you might be the next president of your country, and the hope of your own party, be warned you could be a hope for comedians too.

Experience for yourself the Palin doctrine, increase your daily foreign policy, or watch how Palin built up her own foreign policy experience in a real-time simulation. It should be a good example for all the world leaders especially the president of "the Africa" and for President "Putin of Germany" and for all the governors of the 57 states (that last one was Obama's gaffe, but it's ok).

Watching Russia from your home gives you experience, I wonder what kind of experience you could get if you live in Russia?

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Huge Cock Sweet Ride on Nasty Yahoo Home Page?

2008-10-23T04:51:00.000-07:00

(If you can't see what's wrong click on the image) ... Ever wonder why Yahoo wants everyone to wear purple? that's why. look at the text near the picture, "Huge cock, sweat ride"...

What a nasty Yahoo PETA provokers anti-animals cruel beings, they want to ride a male chicken like a horse.

By the way, this is not endorsement from me to IE, I only used it as a testing pig, since Firefox at the time as always overwhelmed with opened tabs, and I wanted to take a clean screenshot.

...and NO this is NOT Photoshopped, it is Gimped.

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2008-09-26T08:27:00.000-07:00

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2008-09-26T05:18:00.000-07:00

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Confirmed, Three times orgasm a week, save our lives

2008-04-30T07:12:00.000-07:00

Well I knew long ago, but good to see what I know proved by a youtube video. If you die from a heart attack, your blood is on hands of all women that never let you had it three times.

Man, I love these kinds of science, they should be working on proving more in the sex science.

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Trapped Behind and Chasing a Vending Machine near Tokyo

2008-04-27T02:44:00.000-07:00

How many times in your life you get trapped driving behind a vending machine? How many people in this world got on a bus and found themselves chasing a Japanese vending machine ? I don't think a lot, but here is a video while I was on a trip, we got trapped behind a red typical vending machine on a road near Tokyo in Hakone area.

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Angry Conservative Ann Coulter has a BROKEN CAPS syndrome

2008-04-24T05:31:00.000-07:00

I was checking the news links on Yahoo news, and all of a sudden I saw among all the usual articles, there is all-caps headline, I thought who is that dumb in the news media do this? Ah I see, it was Ann Coulter, she needs to fix her caps immediately.

I would ignore such behavior from internet newbies, but I don't think "commentator" and "attorney" should claim they don't know the manners of the internet.

Just in a very rare case some people missed it, all caps (all letters uppercase) implies shouting which implies rudeness.

Try to go to Yahoo Answers and type all upper case title in a question, and you will get error tell you "it is rude".

I wonder if no editor ever told her to turn off her caps, I guess her non-sense article received "most viewed" rank because of people wanna see who is that rude, or to have some laugh.

YOU DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN TO KNOW WHICH CANDIDATE BLOWS

Blows?? nice journalism, how about you make it clearer a bit, say for example:

"YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A F***ING MORON S****** A****** AND TRAITOR FOR NOT CHOOSING MY CANDIDATE WHO I ALREADY PICKED FOR YOU [please ed.]"

Ah and Ann, don't forget to shout to the media to make them make the font 1288px after all nobody care.

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Another UFO hoax, people keep getting fooled

2008-04-24T02:44:00.000-07:00

Here is a clip from ABC news via Yahoo, excitingly like if it is a new news, ABC girl tells us the alphabets again that a recent reported UFO sighting was an hoax.

Duh-huh!! Of course it is an hoax, just use your eyes and look at those "alleged" UFOs. People get over it, there is no UFO going to appear to obscure unknown strange people, UFOs or actually IFOs (Identified Flying Objects by illusionists as saucers) do NOT exist, but if a UFO ever come to earth, they will appear to everybody, they don't need to appear to small town in nowhere, or to a loser with a camera, or to newsless news agency, seriously, get over it already, enough of a complete century of getting fooled on and on.

Think about it from an alien perspective, if you are an alien (not foreigner) from space, and you're coming from really really too far away, what are you going to do when you reach Earth?

1) Do absolutely nothing and only appear to obscure unknown person that nobody will believe him/her anyway and nobody will acknowledge you and bloggers like me will ignore you, and then head back to do the same very very long mission that took million of years to reach to here, and what you get? only unknown guy take a crappy photo of your spaceship lights? Or

2) You go and land in United Nations Plaza, ask world leaders for some whiskey, strip clubs free pass, plus a peace agreement with these funny homo sapiens and some huge cash for your planet and be revered as the immune unimpeachable king of earth or else your brothers will come after million of years to invade the earth if they don't meet your demands, especially the whiskey part, remember you are a lone alien spent million of years in piece of junk.

Obviously number (two) is the option for any sane alien.

Keep getting fooled, and make that (Chinese?) proverb be : "fool me million times, baby one more time."

P.S., inside the newsroom there are no news only room.

Asking where is the video? Click here

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Paint .NET & evolving a trashy paint into a magic piece

2008-04-21T07:21:00.000-07:00

So the other day I installed Paint .net out of curiosity then I started testing several tools by painting random strokes then the ugly scratches evolved into an uglier master piece . Here is the evolution of this magic crap:

"I wanna play a game". Saw I, II, III IV.... XXXVII

Skull in the dark

Skull got some colors.

Too much colors

Enough with the skull already. This represents happiness in the darkness of muddy life
with blossoming green Listerine stripes and pink gay sun??...blah blah...
something about thunder, something about blue lines...etc

The thunder strikes in the world of unknown colors of random strokes...
Anyone buying this magic-piece-easy-making-crap?

But nice tool Paint .net , it can make good stuffs out of garbage, and best of all it loads faster, that gimp at least on my overloaded overworked viruses-paradise computer (well that last one is a lie or at least I think it is a lie)

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Valentine's Day For Singles: Dating Your Hand

2008-02-13T06:16:00.000-08:00

Dating, Having a dinner with and giving gift to your hand on valentine's day is certainly not a bad idea at all considering all the services, humiliation your hand provided you with, outweigh any cost.

Best advice for singles on Valentine's days, don't worry everyone is single at certain time, not always bad at least you realize how important your hand is.

Honestly that guy in the picture look like someone I saw in movie...wait , was he in Saw I, and Saw II, perhaps III and IV ? except without that crap on his cheek.

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Oh and Happy Valentine.

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Agence Fart Press: Japanese Killed FIVE WHALES!! OMG!!

2008-02-01T06:25:00.000-08:00

AFP [hold your nose] seems always very good at the environment subjects, even they do better at it than they do on fact-checking and journalism.

So what if 5 whales became a food or a research subject? Are they any different from chickens, cows, pigs and other fishes? I sense a discrimination between animals, while chicken can good to eat, whales are sanctioned to these environ-mentalists. Are whales even better than humans? humans embryos is advocated for research, while whales enjoy the defense of money-wasting groups, and environmental terrorists who even use weapons to kill humans so they can save the whales. There are lots of whales out there, why should care about 5 out of thousands?

Say even if the whales is going to extinct, who gonna miss them? who misses dinosaurs ? Are you guys trying to stop evolution? let the whales evolve in a smarter and smaller species, stop abusing them and preventing them from being useful foods for humans. Instead of wasting money on a non-profit useless stalking job, spend the money on helping prevent the genocide against humans around the world, say in Kenya for example.

If these groups succeed in stoping whale eating, they will come after my chicken sandwiches and your KFC chickens, wait some of them already on it, they even made a silly game to save the chickens.

After they succeed to save the chickens, they will come after grass eating. "STOP ABUSING GRASS". it is living. and finally humans will self-extinct, because of a bunch of too-much-time-at-hand.

Japan kills whales as protesters pull out: report (Remember, the AFP rule? put study , report or equiv. to make it hard code indisputable fact)

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AFP stands for Associated Fart Press, study

2008-01-24T06:43:00.000-08:00

It was revealed that the AFP (Associated Fart Press) had actually farted about 10,237 a day since early 2000, a study found, conducted by dozens of unknown non-profit organizations that study the fartism in the media.

The study team manager who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak about farty media, also said that the researchers found that actually closing your nose when seeing AFP logo , and clicking hard on the X in the upper-right side of the window where AFP articles appear plus shutting down your computer and unplugging the computer, leaving for 10 days without turning it on, washing your face and hands are very beneficial and important for your health to avoid being infected with the type Z++ farty news coming out from AFP. You may also consider disinfecting your computer, or else the computer will start farting too.

The study is not yet fully confirmed, it needs more data to confirm the results, the anonymous researcher claimed, yet we put it here anyway, similar to AFP "studies"? "news"? like these here:

A fight with your spouse could be good for health: study

fighting with your spouse is healthy? what else you gonna tell us morons? punching annoying journalist in the face will make you live sane for longer? Was it before that anger control, keeping temper and patience were skills? They even write long columns about that and courses for managing angers, I guess even Microsoft was going to make Microsoft anger manager professional plus. Maybe I'm wrong because some "researchers" "did" some unconfirmed "research", you can go ahead fight with your spouse, don't forget to pick up on tiny things, never control your emotions, go burst into fighting over anything even if it is tiny, so you can live longer without spouse, and without night time, or day time journeys. good luck, will enjoy laughing at your posts on craigslist .LOL

See these also from AFP:

Bush administration lied 935 times in lead-up to Iraq war: study
Honestly, isn't lie counted per subject , or is it counted per sentence? on the other hand, lying is different from presenting wrong information unknowingly, if it happened knowingly, it would be a lie, though we will return to first point that lies should be counted per subject. For instance, We say X made 2 lies , one about this and one about that. NOT X made lies 293034 about this, and 2342349 about that. Are we living in the terminator world?

Smoking linked with risk of suicide: study
(Are you saying half of the world are suicidals?)

Post 9/11 terror fears giving Americans heart problems: study
(Other factors? any.....?)

Global warming could make Australia's outback tougher: study
(Do they even care? Everyday they tell us something a map will look funny because of global warming, well if everything going to be messed up and all of us die, who cares at that time what will happen to Australia???)

Alcohol use helps boost income: study
(I like this one, but come on... what else? prostitution boosts income, study? money laundry help the economy, study? )

Europe had hottest summer for at least 500 years: Swiss researchers
(psst, it is getting colder, study)

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UFO was NOT aliens from Mars, it was F-16 , LOL

2008-01-24T06:18:00.000-08:00

The craze of UFO spreading all over the world, people aren't tired of "suspending their disbelief", even if you deny million of times, they won't believe there wasn't any alien hanging in the sky. In the recent one, when people in a Texas town rich with cows saw an Unidentified Flying Object look like a shiny dot in the sky (exactly as a shiny air plane) except it is shiny, you know nothing get shiny these days only aliens and unknown objects. So the most probable cause would be aliens flying who are scared of showing their faces to the public afraid of getting milked by people or mauled by cows.

Well, It turns out it was F-16!! LOL, as expected, many people sworn it was not air plane, and they still claiming it wasn't air plane, and this quote sums up the reaction:

"What we want is the government to admit there are UFOs and what they know about them," Cherry said.

Yes, exactly, they must believe or they are wrong, imagine writing a letter like "DEAR GOVERNMENT, YOU MUST ADMIT THERE ARE ufoS, OR WE ARE NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MILK , YOURS, STRAWBERRY". if it is not UFO, then it is conspiracy to cover up on UFO, there is no possibility of UFO was not UFO, but in fact IFO. The $0.2 question is why there would be such conspiracy to hide saucers? isn't it nicer to welcome the space invaders? or at least show them how to play space invaders the game?

They remind me of that story of the king and the invisible dress.

UFO was F-16

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Breaking: Snow fell over me, saved me from being environmentalist

2008-01-23T20:28:00.000-08:00

Last year, was the first time since they started to record the weather misbehavior that snow hasn't fallen, so this year I was observing the weather closely and strictly, watching every forecast on Yahoo website when I check my email, for a clue or a sign of snow , I have told myself, this year MUST include snow, otherwise how we gonna call it winter??? I'm still disappointed that it did not fall on Christmas eve, or new year day as I randomly demanded before, however, I'm relieved now that snow fell before I took the permanent decision to be an environmentalist.

Exactly, I was almost, or is it I almost was?, going to be envy-run-mental-list [sick [double sic]] lobbying for a recession, preventing Africa and poor countries from getting development to protect environment, whining about whales, hugging trees naked, getting super rich, buying SUV, asking poor people to turn off their only 20a light bulb, demanding harsh regulations on industries specifically in poor and democratic countries so prices can hike up and consumers pay more to protect our nature, but who cares at that time, I ll be super rich environmentalist, riding my SUVs and private jets, paying all the gigantic electric and gas bills for my double soccer stadium green painted house.

Now all that nightmare has gone, snow fell. this story is to be continued next year... or will it?

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"Ass" on Google Maps?

2008-01-21T21:20:00.000-08:00

If you haven't been able to locate your ass in the past decades, never mind again. Google maps found it for you, not just one, but two so far found!

Go to Google maps, and write `ass` and you will get right to there, unfortunately it is far away located in Estonia, while the other ass is located in Ukraine. I only found out about the other ass, when I was searching about the first ass map, only to found out about the other one in Ukraine.

"Welcome to the Ass Google satellite map!" this article begins with assuming you are happy with that, "You can also dive right into Ass on unique 3D satellite map by Google Earth." . Must be real stinks over there, then it proceeds to assure us of the "accommodations" available "last but not least you will find Ass ... travel services offer including cheap flights, cheap hotels and other accommodation deals ..." How great!, cheap hotels?, cheap flights? All over there? What kind of names these hotels and flights must have? Shitalone Inn? Air Crap Airline? United Stinks Flights? Smelly Days In?

Google is getting dirty

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Checkout Microsoft Aril, Briliant Earth-Breaking New Invention

2008-01-15T21:17:00.000-08:00

Microsoft did not just ~~invent~~, oops, develop MS-DOS, make Windows 3.1, WIndows 95, Windows 98, Windows 98 SE, Windows Me, Windows 2k, Windows NT, Windows CE, Windows WTF? Windows XP, Windows XP SP1, Windows XP SP2, Windows PISSDA, Windows RipU (maybe in 2009), and their infamous Microsoft Internet Explorer and its recent milestone release: Windows Internet Explorer 7.0 a.k.a sucks, Microsoft came up with super real new invention. That will save the world, the environment, the whales and everyone out there in the world, perhaps the best of what they've done so far to humanity, world peace and the UFO:

They invented a whole new month with its own 30 days and 24 hours!!! "Aril", that's right, new month called "Aril". So now your year will not have only 12 months, you ll have (13) aka THIRTEEN full months.

Here is the screenshot below as overwhelming evidence of the new brilliant earth-breaking new invention, I discovered it while I was trying to install virtual PC image and it told me this VHD will expire on Aril 1, 2008.

Click on the image to see it in full size, do I have to say that? [sigh] Mac sucks too.

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The winner of US presidential election of 2008 revealed ahead of the future

2008-01-03T09:19:00.000-08:00

Using a fortune telling, I found out who is going to win the US presidential election of 2008. it is very obvious, and I came out with percentage of chances for each candidate from both parties. The results are shocking.

The winner is: Hillary Clinton ))x, that's right, not that I want this, this is what my future telling method say. It made me nervous, I almost want to choke my computer's calculator with mine sweeper.

As many of you knows the 2008 year is the rat year, and using some very intelligent (more than you) equation involving the letters of the rat (R. A. T.), Hillary Clinton came up first with 93% chances of winning among both parties. Look at her name, she is the only candidate with the three letters of the rat in her name beside Duncan Hunter of the republican. With some calculation she was the rat.

Here are the results for all the candidates arranged by their ratiness:

Democrats:

Hillary Clinton 93%
Christopher Dodd 66%
Bill Richardson 62%
Barack Obama 48%
John Edwards 48%
Mike Gravel 44%
Dennis Kucinich 0%
Joe Biden 0%

Republicans:

Duncan Hunter 80%
Fred Thompson 53%
Mitt Romney 44%
Ron Paul 31%
Rudy Giuliani 26%
Mike Huckabee 26%
John McCain 22%

These results have no manipulation and do not represent my views and opinions, in fact it comes shocking to me.

By the way, fill in the blank in the following lines from Ms. Clinton speech:

"If you want to _____ inside my mouth to figure out whether you want to vote for me, that's fine, too," Clinton quipped. "Whatever it takes."

I'm not making these lines up. You know whatever it takes for politicians to win the chair. I read it from AP on Yahoo. However, candidates got to be more nice, "honest" and smart when they give a speech, but these are the unknowns for politicians worldwide, it is crisis, disaster, never mind, whatever it takes anyway.

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Chick misses a murderer, she should get a bite! UPDATED: sent message to zoo

2007-12-27T07:27:00.000-08:00

If you are alive recently, you probably heard of the female murderer tiger who escaped her enclosure, killed a teenage boy and mauled seriously two of his brothers who may or may not possibly were taunting the wild animal.

After the police called to the scene, the dirty tiger wanted to eat the police as apparently she was coming toward them, but they rendered her to dead meat suitable for soup. I thought nobody will think that the tiger was approaching the police to surrender herself to justice, right? She obviously was thinking of ham.

Well, the victims of this vicious murderer did not receive the attention of the human chick below, rather she is whining about how much she misses the tiger in protesting of the killing of the murderer. I don't know what she was thinking that the police should do? let the ----- eat them? or let her maul more victims in which Miss. Honk won't protest?

Picture Link

When I first read the tiger have been killed, I thought to myself, oh the animals whining groups gonna whine about this, but maybe they gonna be too embarrassed on this one. I was right in my first assessment not the second. Does she think Tatiana will love her or thank her for her free services? or she gonna drink her like a soup?

This chick instead should be protesting the vicious and cruel behavior of that silly cat named Tatiana. She should be selling tiger meat and sandwiches like below:

Story Trigger: Tiger killed 1, mauled 2 at San Francisco Zoo

UPDATED (Dec 28 2007)

I checked out PETA (People for the "ethical" treatment of Animals) website, and as expected they are also whining about the tiger. although the tiger was actual murderer , they want to reward other tigers with freedom, imagine free them so they can bite people in the jungle, maul more victims in villages, after all victims are human can think, animals can't. Also forget that tigers in dried jungle, will die from the severity of weather, lack of foods, "global warming" and pollutions. Good job PETA rewarding the animals with freedom and endangering them and endangering humans. the best place for tigers are in huge cage that is sealed from all directions just like eagles in the zoo.

I checked out their message spamming campaign to the zoo manager (poor guy), I altered the message as following and sent it

I was saddened to learn of the tiger attack at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas Day. The incident left one zoo visitor dead and two others seriously injured, and it also resulted in the shooting death of the tiger (which I don't care about much since she is a murderer), Tatiana. For the remaining tigers' sake and for the public's safety first, won't you please phase out the zoo's remaining tigers ~~exhibit~~? Tigers do not belong ~~in captivity~~ to this life because of their extraordinarily complex physical and psychological needs. Surely the zoo can find innovative ways to educate the public about the need ~~preserve tigers' natural habitats and prevent poaching without a keeping~~ to shot tigers dead to avoid being mauled by them but please keep a miserable captive tiger on display for our entertainment, at least it is better for the tiger to stay in a cage, than get starved to death in a dried jungle. Thank you.

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Paint Player, How to Play Movies in your MS Paint

2007-12-13T05:36:00.000-08:00

Are you tired of playing boring movies in full screen without being able to entertain yourself? Do you want to write some facts such as "jackass" on the bad actors which means most of them? This is a tutorial on how to play movies inside Microsoft Paint, and draw on the movie, while the movie is playing.

The Video above illustrates the steps that I took, except it is not very clear due to my shaky camera, and the cable stuck while I was videotaping.

What you need:

Movie, DVD no VHS.
DVD drive to put in your DVD disc.
Windows, since we don't recognize Mac as a computer.
Microsoft Paint, you always have one if you really have windows.
DVD player software, if you have DVD drive, and you can play movies, then you are fine.

How it works:

Put the DVD disc in the DVD drive.
Play the movie in your DVD software as normally you do when you watch porn DVDs, they work in the same way.
Make the video to the full screen.
After you see the movie is playing normally in full screen, look on your keyboard and find "Print Screen" key, usually it is near these useless keys at the top-right corner of keyboards. when you find it, click that key, make sure you click it well, the better way click it 4 times just in case.
do not hide the window of the movie, keep it playing in the maximum view, but you need to reach to Start button of windows, you can either exit full screen, then resize it to maximum size, or just click on the windows key in your keyboard, usually located near your "alt" key and that keyboard dick key aka "Space Bar".
now, open Microsoft Paint, normally called just "paint", you ll find it in Start -> All Programs -> Accessories -> paint. It has icon of a paint bucket with silly brushes. click it.
Resize paint to maximum size (full screen).
Go to the top menu of pain, where it says file , edit. click on edit, then click paste
now you can see movie in paint and you can draw on the movie.

Explanation:
M-a-g-i-c (magic).

Write me message if you want to know why this can be done. if it didn't work for you and you don't have Mac, send me message too.

Note: the only downside, is that you can't erase any drawing, only by pasting the same shot you took using "print screen", or by copying a box from "empty" area that you can see the movie through it and paste it on the areas you want to erase.

Biohazard movie sucks, Resident Evil rocks

2007-12-12T06:46:00.000-08:00

It started like that: yesterday on my way to get some wine, I stopped by the movie rental shop to rent and watch the unfinished part of the silly Spider Man which I rented earlier, returned it late, and managed only to see half of it . Though I didn't find a copy of Spider Man, All moviesters at that day was interested in watching that silly boring movie just like me, they took every single copy.

So I grabbed a movie that have lots of chics in bikini, honestly I have no idea what that movie is, and no it is not porno, not that I have problem with that anyway. Unfortunately, my wife left out stuffs unattended to come and suggest that we see "BIOHAZARD II", I honestly think BioHazard II sucks, who cares about suck title? I told her it is old one obviously, I remember ,although not curious, on TV the ads. say III not II, she said let's see it anyway. We got that movie beside the bikini chics movie.

Since we need to return that BioSucks movie earlier, we had to watch it yesterday, and I was shocked. I saw NO Bio Hazard. I played the movie, and all what I got is Resident Evil Apocalypse. What? I rented BioHazard, they gave me Resident Evil? and the one that I already saw? I wanted to confirm that obvious fact, but I was hesitated to eject the DVD and look the print on it. You know, all these crappy advertisements that takes minutes to finish it up even with 20X forward!! and who sees these advertisements? Only producers I think. Anyway, after my wife convinced me in a 5-10 minutes debate, I ejected the DVD, only to notice it is written "BioHazard apocalypse" . What? they made the movie to look like resident evil, and even the title includes Apocalypse exactly like Resident Evil? and even the corporation named Umbrella exactly similar to Umbrella corporation in Resident Evil?

They are the same movie but with two names, how come is that? to dupe unsuspecting citizens? I know in all my life that Resident Evil is Resident Evil [PERIOD] Where does the hell BioHazard come from? We decided to watch the movie again anyway.

This double naming make me thinking of suing the producers for:

Wasting my time (about 2 hours from my life, and 20 minutes to pick the dvd, and in skipping the stupid advertisements TWICE)
Losing 200 yen on renting a dvd that I already saw.
Made me sleep late at about 4:00am.
Emotional damages that incurs from confusion, stress knowing that I was duped, losing 200 yen, and being subjected to torture watching too long stupid advertisements TWICE!

Bio Hazard is suitable for candy not a movie.

Undocumented Camp, How to convert crime from illegal to legal status?

2007-12-09T20:15:00.000-08:00

Add the word Undocumented!!! it is magical word that works very well in the US. The debate goes on and on between those who insist on calling a crime illegal, and those who call it undocumented on the hope that it can be considered legal.

According to the "undocumented" camp: " Are you tired of the hassles in US embassies? Did they reject your visa? Are you too damned lazy to apply for a visa? Are you sick of limitations on your staying (e.g. J-1 F-1..etc)? Never mind, surely you can avoid the visa procedures. that's right. you can just walk in without visa and you ll get all the benefits as a permanent resident. You worry you ll be called criminal? illegal? or be arrested? Don't worry, you can make it legal, by simply giving the crime a different title, and make sure to add the magical word UNDOCUMENTED. never think again of the visa hassles, "undocumented" will save your (a--/day). So come in and please bring you moms, dads, sisters, brothers, cousins, your girlfriends and your pets which you undocumentedly owned. (Conditions and terms apply, no liability, you could be deported back, jailed or eaten by your hungry peers, limited and possible only in some states). "

To apply same method above, we can legalize all crimes and prohibited actions, for example:

stealing = undocumented ownership transfer,
murder = undocumented capital punishment,
arson = undocumented cooking or undocumented hell on earth,
cheating in exams = undocumented studying,
hit & run = undocumented crash test,
copying music without license = oh shhhhh, this is too grave crime to joke about
selling drugs = undocumented medicine sale,
watching porn during class = watching undocumented educational lessons
Pointless Blog = Undocumented Spot
...etc , etc

(seriously, this is being sarcastic, don't attempt to do these acts , don't complain later. they gonna arrest you, undocumented camp did not control the world yet, so the above are still crimes.. sorry)

UFO or IFO or UFE?

2007-11-14T04:35:00.000-08:00

Group of activists want to re-open investigation in UFO. since you know 20 years of investigations and 40 years of nothing new is not enough to discover the truth.

UFO is suppose to mean Unidentified Flying Object. yet many people identify it as a flying saucer . so it should be said IFO (identified flying object). they should say "I saw IFO" not UFO. some people identify it as a secret weapon by the evil very very secret conspiracy that only some "nothing at hand" activists know.

But they are right. I just saw a UFO or IFO myself. if you don't believe it, look at this photo:

Or is that an Ugly Fried Egg (UFE?)

Let's open an investigation in whether it is definitely an UFE flying around in the space somewhere, or definitely it is. let's spend billions of dollars on that, who cares anyway about that. Come on, activists we have lots of time at hand. don't forget to collect some donations of course!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071112/
od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_usa_ufos;_ylt=ApalA6ODXEMA5T0TCcTli5suQE4F

Twelve reasons to hate Microsoft/Windows Internet Explorer which sucks

2007-10-30T04:26:00.000-07:00

1-It loads real really slow, if I ever click on IE icon accidentally, I feel stressed, I want literally shout, and sometimes I do... OH NO! oh God NO! , Please NO. I M SORRY.

2-Not just loads real really slow, but also it hangs out there, and does not let me switch to other app. while that craps load.

3-They don't follow standards, which is really a pain for programmers, always you have to program for IE and then for standard browsers.

4-When they make bugs, they ignore it totally, it is like nothing happens, and then other people will ask you, hey why this does not work on IE version crap? what? it is not my fault, it is IE fault. for example the PNG problem with versions earlier than IE 7.

5-Annoying stuff, they call it security enhancement, for example: why in the world, IE 7 makes the flash inactive for mouse interactions only after you click on the flash to make it active? it is totally pointless just like this blog!! why? I just want to know why? for example some sites made flash menu, now on IE 7 it is super annoying, because menus won't interact with user on mouse over or mouse click only after user click on the flash.

6-Stupid icon, what's this blue 'e', I hate it.

7-Ir is popular though it sucks, of course because it is bundled with Windows.

8-Before IE 7, there were many security risks in IE, though IE 7 suppose to be improved, but I don't trust it either.

9-It is ridiculously designed to piss you off , if you go to Microsoft website using IE, IE will block Microsoft addon. how ironic.

10-They think in IE version 7, if they call it Windows Internet Explorer will make it better than Microsoft Internet Explorer. it is the same crap.

11-I don't forget the horrible nightmares of IE 5 and earlier versions, once i installed Norton Anti-Virus without reading the read me, and it is done, the windows was DEAD. why? because IE was working as internal part of windows, which was vital and important for windows applications and system, Norton for example needed IE 5 or otherwise crashes windows. Viruses, adwares, spywares all were easily using this security hole, if they infect IE , they can gain access to windows, or they can crashes Windows.

12-IE assumes its users are stupid, if you click on "open new tab", it tells you, you opened new tab. of course I opened new tab, moron.

GET A LIFE, GET FIREFOX. (by the way, firefox also have some annoying bugs, but far better than IE)

The 3 Hot ladies on TV

2007-10-30T04:07:00.000-07:00

During the two past days I was looking for a photo I took from TV of 3 ladies sitting on a couch wearing mini skirts, the camera view is semi-upward on a legs level. I wanted to share it with readers because I m nice, I searched everywhere on my PC, I used Microsoft windows terrible stupid search dog, I used Google buggy desktop search, and direct painful browsing of folders for a hope to find it, but NOTHING FOUND (sorry caps accidentally clicked).

I even asked my wife if she had deleted the picture from my computer, although I m sure she didn't, but to make super sure. but then I remembered something: one week ago, I decided to delete my camera card to take new photos, I haven't deleted the pictures for more than one year as a result of the sudden death of my hard disk ))=, For moments before i push the delete button, I thought that I ll regret it. and here am I , I regret deleting the camera memory. The second thing: I reached a conclusion that 70% I deleted the photo accidentally since I sometimes save photos in wrong folders just because I m in hurry. what a mistake!

I know many of you are really really want to see it and very few of you is saying "who cares!", well I care, because it was amazingly good picture especially from my cheap camera at night to the TV screen, amazing!

But don't worry, I have made new alternative for the photo, it is even hotter and better:

Something Tastes Nothing & The Morning

2007-10-25T21:32:00.000-07:00

Today was a nice morning, rainy, cloudy and a bit cold. not very cold, although people here seems hope it is very cold. People already covering necks and their head. Is it just me that thinks it is not so cold yet for that? Maybe. ...

I was in hurry to go and get my coffee, when I needed to go to an ATM, but I had to wait for about 15 minutes so that a [senior] lady picks her stuff off the ATM side-table. [sigh] Well, not only she was picking her stuff, but she was arranging her pursue near the ATM, but anyway, she apologized for it, or at least I thought so, she said something I didn't understand, I assumed it is an apology, I could be wrong.

Now, Have you ever eat something that tastes exactly as nothing? I just found a bread/cake on my table today, my wife bought that, but she didn't eat this cake/bread. it suppose to be a cake, break, muffin,coffin .... coffin?? .. but then it tastes nothing, I m like chewing a heavy compressed air, but to be honest there are some tasteless harder nothings that make crouching sounds when chewed, I assumed it is food. I could be wrong though.

Here is the image for illustration, it sounds really something, but believe me it is nothing and tastes nothing:

De Conspiracy Boring Nuts (CBN?)

2007-10-25T08:31:00.000-07:00

Everywhere I go on the net, I stumble on a conspiracy boring nut, literally everywhere I go, they are like the spammer, or wait a second, they ARE spammers. Not just they make no sense at all, or they are idiots, but also they are boring, angry all the time, their caps lock is broken, and their eyes are broken too (you can tell from their use of very large fonts). Come on put some silly humor in your theories at least, so we can enjoy these theories as funny stupid fiction stories worth 0.1 c better than your original theories that worth -$500.

For example: How about this: Princess Diana accident was a conspiracy made by smart zombies who were wearing Halloween clothes accidentally similar to journalists, they asked Diana's driver before they start driving, "gimme some gum". but then the driver refused, so the undercover zombies revenged by painting a street picture on the wall of the tunnel. There are Millions and Millions of academics (they never graduated from high-school), former police officers (a.k.a jobless losers), researchers (They write their original research on Wikipedia)., ALL OF THOSE [nuts] believe in this theory.

The best solution for their problem is to give them new brain preferably a dead monkey's brain.

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